Without Iron Sheik, without Rocky Balbito, Hulk Hogan is nothing. Hulk Hogan be fucking janitor in the gym. I want to let you know that I make the Hulk Hogan. He was in Minnesota and Mr. McMahon said, "Come to New York, my champion Iron Sheik lose the belt to you. You be like Michael Jordan. You be like O.J. Simpson. You be like Muhammad Ali." But I want to let you know Hulk Hogan, you are fucking asshole. You forgot about Iron Sheik. You don't even return my call back. You are not fucking man. I never respect you. Fuck the Hulk Hogan, that fucking jabroni.

Watch the match in which Hogan defeated the Sheik for the title below.

I was at the Grammy Awards (January 31, 2010). Lionel Richie, the Lady Gagaga, Black Eyed Pea, Randy Jackson, Beyonce, Jay-Z (see picture below); I love them. All was nice to the Iron Sheik. They love him. God bless all of them. Fucking Mario Lopez was the only one who wasn't. Mario Lopez, I saw you, punk. You are fucking jabroni. You turn your back on the Iron Sheik. If you come to the Iron Sheik, Mario, I suplex you, I put you in the camel clutch. I'd make you humble, Mario Lopez. You are piece of garbage.

Jay Leno, you are a fucking ugly double jaw. You always want Terry Bradshaw, Hulk Hogan to your show. I know Terry Bradshaw is the great football player, one of the best, like Joe Namath. Why you don't invite the Iron Sheik, the legend, to your show? Jay Leno, you can go fuck yourself. I want to let you know, Regis Philbin, David Letterman, they are good people. I love Jimmy Kimmel; he's a good man. They invite me to their show. But I want to tell that double ugly jaw piece of shit, you are not Jay Leno - you are Gay Leno.

Watch Regis interview the Sheik at 4:15 below.

Fuck the Ultimate Warrior. This is number one cocksucker in the WWF. He thinks he was better than everyone. He wanted private locker room. He wanted private limousines. He thought he was better than the new generation. Hulk Hogan deserved it. Hulk Hogan, it's ok. But Ultimate Warrior is a big cocksucker. He shot himself with Deca in his ass. He don't deserve private limousines. I saw Ultimate Warrior three years ago, and I scare him. Ultimate Warrior says, "I need the security. I need a policeman." But all the New Jersey policeman and security, they know Iron Sheik is a good man.

Watch what happens when an event organizer tries to get Sheik and Ultimate Warrior to shake hands below.

Bubba Love Sponge, I don't give a fuck. You suck Hulk Hogan's ass. Always about Hulk Hogan. But Howard Stern Show number one in the world. Howard Stern know I'm the Iron Sheik, the legend. I have respect for the intelligent Jew man Howard Stern (Sheik says he'll be back on Stern's show on June 10th). But I want to let you know Bubba the Love Sponge, and Bruno Sammartino already know, if you put on your wrestling boots or wrestling trunk, I suplex you, I put you in the camel clutch, I break your fucking back, and I make you humble. Fuck you, Bubba the Lemon.

That fucking jabroni, he says his background amateur high school wrestling better than Iron Sheik. I say he's a no good liar, piece of garbage. He's never Iron Sheik. He's never Dan Gable. Iron Sheik, Dan Gable, we are the best amateurs. Not Brian Blair. Brian Blair was a high school wrestler. Fuck the Brian Blair. When I saw him at my roast, I slap his fucking face. He told me, "Mr. Sheik, I'm sorry. I'm not Olympic wrestler like you. I apologize." I accept his apology. But Brian Blair sucks. He's no good fucking jabroni piece of garbage.

Watch highlights of the Iron Sheik roast below, including - at about 0:50 - the altercation between Sheik and Blair.

Miley Cyrus, you live in America. Only in America, she can get fucking break, be a millionaire. But you don't work for fucking shit. But only in America, you can make money and you can be a star. She's young punk. She don't know hard luck like the Iron Sheik because she born in America – greatest country. And fucking she don't pay for her dues, but she get break and she is big star. She's a fucking dumb son of a bitch.

I want to let you know Tiger Woods the greatest, the best. Every hundred years, mother born baby like Muhammed Ali, Michael Jackson, Iron Sheik, and Tiger Woods. But Tiger Woods, he becomes the best golfer, he gets excited. After he becomes the best, he forgot about his background. He wanted more pussy and he fucked it all up. Fuck the fucking Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods, you deserve life in Islamic country, in a Muslim country. We suplex him, we put him in the camel clutch. We make him humble and he never, ever again cheats his wife. He's a fucking number one gold digger. He cheat his wife. I hate that motherfucker.

I love Broadway. I love Madison Square Garden. I love Howard Stern. Number one in the world. But Beetlejuice is a jabroni fucking little midget. I'm a big man. I don't fuck around with the little midgets. One of my little fingers is as big as fucking Beetlejuice. He can go fuck himself. Beetlejuice doesn't know about the Iron Sheik. It's easy to humble Beetlejuice. Without Howard Stern, Beetlejuice is a little midget, absolute piece of garbage. Fuck the Beetlejuice.

Watch what happens when the Sheik and Beetlejuice cross paths behind the scenes at the Howard Stern Show.

Carlos Santana, you are another Tito Santana. I beat the fuck out of Tito Santana in the Wrestlemania. And I'm going to fuck that motherfucker, too, because he's a piece of shit. I wrestle the Carlos Colon, greatest Puerto Rico champion, and I beat him, and I beat the fuck out of Tito Santana, too. But I want to let you know, Carlos Santana, I can beat the fuck out of you, too. You don't want to talk to me? You no worth the fuck.

Watch the second half of a match, probably from 1984, between the Sheik and Tito Santana.

Compared to some people like Michael Jackson, Justin Bieber's a jabroni. He's a carpenter, he chop wood, he's like a Steve Lombardi - that is, he's a fucking douchebag nobody. He don't pay for his fucking dues. He's not Michael Jackson. He's not Frank Sinatra. He think he's a big shot. Justin Bieber, go fuck yourself. If I saw you again, I suplex you, I put you in the camel clutch, and I break his back. I make him humble. Have a good day.

I love Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson, the greatest, the best. Every hundred years, mother born a baby like Muhammed Ali, Michael Jackson, and the Iron Sheik. Michael Jackson, he is genius. But he loved the young boys before he died, so I didn't like him. Michael Jackson, 40 years old or 50 years old, he was around the young boys, 10 years, 15 years. I didn't respect him. If I had seen him with the boys, I'd suplex Michael Jackson, 150 pounds, I'm a stronger than him. I'd put him in the camel clutch, I'd break his back, I'd make him humble. And then he will respect the boys and the legend. He knows the Iron Sheik is the man.

He's the greatest Iranian comedian. But he's not the Iron Sheik. I did video for him, but he made it joke and doesn't show me respect the Iron Sheik deserve. If he want to be Iron Sheik, I say I suplex him, I put him in camel clutch, I break his back. He can try to copy me but he cannot be me. I am the only one. Every hundred years, mother born a baby like Muhammed Ali, Michael Jackson, and Iron Sheik - not Maz Jobrani.

Watch the video the Sheik filmed for Jobrani's stand-up special.